Aug 02 2009
Photos: The Best from Rome
Just a small collection of pictures from Worlds that I adore and want to share! Enjoy!
Aug 02 2009
Just a small collection of pictures from Worlds that I adore and want to share! Enjoy!
Jun 30 2009
It seems like every few months there a lawsuit filed on behalf of a swimmer against some triflin former sponsor that just couldn’t get their shit together.
We’ve seen it with Kaitlin Sandeno, Aaron Peirsol, and Mark Spitz. And now it’s Amanda Beard’s turn.
Olympic gold medalist swimmer Amanda Beard claims GoDaddy.com breached a 2008 settlement agreement in which the Web host company agreed to stop using her name and image. In the suit filed in Superior Court, Beard said the December 2008 agreement terminated a previous contract she had with GoDaddy.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Go Daddy. Be prepared to feel the stiff arm of justice!
Speaking of GoDaddy, though, I think I need to renew some domains I have registered there. Not this one, though!
Apr 16 2009
It seems that the only times TMZ picks up and posts stories about swimmers not named Phelps is when a lawsuit is involved.
The last time I recall was the Penta Water issue, which also involved Mr. Aaron Peirsol.
This time around, a ‘marketing company’ has been using Aaron’s image, without permission. Big no, no. He appears in swimwear ads that have run in popular swim mags such as Swimming World and USMS.
Aaron doesn’t like when shady people seek to profit from his image. It makes him sad. We can show you what his face would look like in such a situation:

Classic, right? This picture will forever be in the Swim Aids Hall of Fame.
Aug 31 2008
Oh happy day! This should help with everyone’s withdrawals. Enjoy!
And Jason will be on Conan’s show Tuesday. Be sure to tune in!
Aug 14 2008
Thought we forgot about this, didn’t ya?
Well the Lochtenator has been part of 2 World Record performances whilst over in Beijing. Individually, he rocked it in the 200 back tonight and earlier in the week, as the 2nd leg of the WR-setting men’s 800 Free Relay.
For his efforts, he’s earned himself 5 more cases and a 6-pack of Heineken from us today. That brings his grand total to 9 cases and two 6-packs, which we’ll convert into one 12er. Do we have a total for what we owe him? Nope. Let’s just leave it at “a lot”. I almost wish I hadn’t made that bet with him back in 2005. Who knew he was gonna blow up like this? I’m thinking he did and that was part of his plan alllll along. I’m onto you, Lochtenator! Congrats and call us when you want to redeem any of those cases.
And seriously….WHERE IS THE GRILL?!?! I’m going to be quite upset if I find out someone took (hid?) it from him or told him couldn’t wear it! It’s too classic and deliciously Lochte!
Previous days’ earnings:

I was watching gymnastics, but with the way the judges are hosing the Americans with the scoring, I’ve decided I can’t watch that bullshit anymore.
Shout out to Rebecca Soni for doing the damn thing in the 200 Breast! Holla!
Apr 22 2008
So, apparently Penta Water is doing this little thing we call “breaking the law”.
As you may or may not know, some US swimmers were endorsed by Penta Water back in 2004, leading up to the Athens Games. Their faces and testimonials were all over the company’s website. Their respective deal are said to have expired in 2006, but the Penta people are still using pictures and quotes from Amanda Beard, Jason Lezak, Kaitlin Sandeno, and Aaron Peirsol to sell their product.
Probably not their best idea because now the foursome are suing Penta, according to TMZ.
And the plot thickens…
Apr 14 2008
There’s been a lot of chatter re: the new Speedo LZR suit and how much of an advantage those who wear it hold.
It’s putting athletes who possess contracts with other swimwear companies (e.g. Nike, TYR, Arena) in a unenviable position heading into the Beijing Games and the selection meets.
Do they risk fines and other penalities and wear the LZR suit? Or do they remain loyal and possibly (I said possibly) miss out on a faster time that could be achieved in the Speedo suit. That is pure speculation based on what I’ve been reading/hearing on the internet.
U.S. National Team head coach, Mark Schubert, has gone on record with the Associated Press that “he will tell every swimmer on his team to wear Speedo at the U.S. trials.”
He will tell them to wear Speedo? Does that mean he will demand/order they wear the suit or strongly suggest it? Can USA Swimming really force a swimmer to wear Speedo; especially if it directly conflicts with their swimwear contract?
Upon doing a little more research, his words were clarified:
“I would strongly advise them to wear the suit at trials, or they may end up at home watching on NBC. Do you go for the money or for the gold? These athletes have been dreaming about winning an Olympic medal since they were eight or 10 years old and nobody can afford to give up two per cent.”
The AP article called out the US Nike contingent of Brendan Hansen, Aaron Peirsol, Jason Lezak and Kaitlin Sandeno.
All the other major players in the swimsuit sweepstakes are developing their own version of the LZR, but it seems the higher-ups of the governing bodies don’t think it will compare with the technology of the Speedo suit.
We already noticed that Erik Vendt, Larsen Jensen, and Mark Gangloff left TYR and are now wearing Speedo suits. It’ll be interesting to see who else defects and from which company.
Things are fixin’ to get mighty interesting coming down the stretch! 