First Phelpsi gets a shout-out in a rap song, and now comedians are talking about swimming. And by talking about, I really mean making fun of, but I’m sure y’all are bright enough to have figured that out.
Anyway, over the weekend, Comedy Central premiered a new stand-up special from comedian Jo Koy called “Don’t Make Him Angry”. In it, he discusses the American men’s dramatic win in the 400 Free Relay. He’s launched his own personal campaign against France, because he thinks the entire country sucks. Remember, that’s his opinion, not mine. Don’t send me hate mail yo!
I honestly can say that I shed a tear laughing so hard at this bit. I’m sure you will too!
And if you’re sensitive to profanity, this may not be something you want to view. Personally, I didn’t notice any. But at this point in my life, I’m pretty much immune to all of that. Is that bad? Oh well.
The marketers of Guitar Hero went and signed the US sports world’s heavyweights for their new TV spot. You won’t get it if you haven’t heard of or seen the old Tom Cruise movie “Risky Business”.
It was nice of them to include Phelpsi in the ad with Kobe, Tony Hawk, and A-Rod. Also glad to see MP is letting his hair grow…
Regardless of the inclusion of swimming’s biggest name, it’s still Kobe Bryant FTW. Just keepin’ it real. It’s what I do.
The Lochtenator has been separated from one of his prized possessions. No, not any of his Olympic medals. He’s lost his grill.
Yes, my friends. I’m afraid that it’s true. RyRy hit the town Monday night and somewhere along the way, lost his infamous grill. I can’t say I’m too surprised because aint no party like a Lochte party, cuz a Lochte party don’t stop!
He’ll just replace it. I mean, if he can afford to purchase a Lamborghini or Aston-Martin, I think a replacement grill won’t break the bank. Can’t wait to see if the “top row’s diamond and the bottom row’s gold”.
Now, he lost them after competition closed for pool swimming, so that still doesn’t explain why he didn’t flash them on the medals stand. We’ll have to investimagate once he gets back stateside and things calm down for him. We aren’t even going to try and bother him in the midst of all this Olympic activity and afterglow.
Quick, name that tune! 10 keepin’ it real points if you know what it is! And don’t give me the cover. I want the original artist!
Anyway, as year-round swim fans, the excitement of last night’s relay is really gratifying. Not only because that was a badass finish, but because the entire rest of the sports world is talking about it too!
The Swim Aids know that I’m a big football fan. The gridiron boards that I frequent are even talking about it and how awesome it was!
The local news anchors are still talking about and are clearly as pumped up as I was, especially about the French talking trash.
That relay was so good for the sport and I hope there are even more performances like that to grab the attention of the rest of the sports community.
My local news showed an additional clip of Cullen Jones watching a replay of the race and he hears a commentator (my guess would be Rowdy…) pointing out that he had the slowest split. Cullen’s reply: “Oh, nice!”. Don’t worry, he was smiling as he said that! Time for a shameless plug. Visit cullenjones.com at your leisure. I finished building it at around 6AM Saturday. No sleep for the weary, yo.
Kitajima’s been nipping at B-Han’s heels in the role of second fiddle for the past couple of years. It’s as if the tide turned immediately following the Athens Games, because he hasn’t beat Brendan since then, has he?
With US Trials coming up in a matter of weeks, I can’t wait to see what Mr. Hansen does. He tapers like a mofo, so I feel like we’re going to see something special. I, for one, cannot wait!
I used this title for a reason. Being the goofy person that I am, when I first heard the news, a scene from the Cosby Show popped into my head. Wait for it… The clip features Sandman Simms and Heathcliff Huxtable in a tap dance-off. I know, I’m aging myself again. I can’t help it!
CHALLENGE!
Too bad they don’t make quality TV shows like this anymore.
News of TYR’s lawsuit against USA Swimming, Mark Schubert, Speedo, and ErikVendt broke yesterday and I now share PMG President Evan Morgenstein’s full statement on the matter. PMG acts as Erik’s sports agency:
As of May 15, 2008, based on what I have determined to be unfair treatment of my client Erik Vendt, Premier Management Group (”PMG”) the largest Olympic athlete representation and marketing firm in the World representing over 30 Olympic icons and current athletes will no longer sign our clients with TYR Sport, effective immediately.
It is with shock and great despair that I was made aware of this unjust litigation against Erik who is known in the industry and out as the hardest working, most honest athlete there is. Having known Erik for many years, it is unconscionable to think that a company such as TYR has so badly misread their own contract. The ramifications will be swift and far reaching. Young swimmers and athletes around the world will wake up tomorrow and know that at least one company will stand up to the pressure of the almighty dollar and say enough is enough.
TYR Sport is no longer on our list of active apparel companies with whom we will do business with in the future. It is unfortunate since we have so many great athletes who currently endorse the company. We will continue to service our clients with our undivided attention but will surely make them aware of the unjust treatment their teammate and friend has endured. Erik’s reputation can never be repaired but there will be no limits to our commitment to justice for Erik!
TYR to Speedo, USA Swimming, Mark Schubert, & ErikVendt: “We’ll see you in court”
Someone’s a little upset it seems. Do swimwear companies usually sue their former sponsored athletes, rival companies, and governing bodies? If I had to guess, I’d say no. However, I’ve been wrong before.
TYR doesn’t like what USA Swimming (Mark Schubert) is doing re: pushing Speedo products. They’re also playing the role of jilted ex and are “in a fight with” Erik Vendt for leaving the company in favor of Speedo suits.
