Nov 30 2007
Ryan Lochte Owns Us
Now we know that we have the category set here titled “Club Wolverine Owns Us”, but perhaps we need to change that to something else and start a “Ryan Lochte Owns Us” one. Because we owe him like 59175093750 cases of Heineken. We don’t owe Club Wolverine nada. Actually, if you think about it, they prolly owe us a little somepin’ somepin’…
So, down in Hotlanta, The Lochte is tearing shit up. We just love seeing that. And picking up our Heineken incentive plan from Worlds ‘07, we continue with the Short Course Nationals.
The tally, after 1 day, is as follows:
It’s too bad we don’t really keep track of how many we owe him. Just know that said number is far too high! He knows all he has to do is let us know when/where he wants some and we’ll hook it up! We take care of our own.
Now back to the whole CW issue. Y’all know that if they had a blog, they would have a category that was named “The Swim Aids Own Us”. It’s just a fact.
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that blog would include a top 10 list or 20. hahah
i hella went to school last night post essay editing to grab ny times because really lochte owns me. hahah
I have to agree, Lochte is movin’ on up!! First with the grillz, then the suit, now this!!
Everyone knows where I stand with this post. ‘Nuff said!
We need video of this… Do you think there is any??
I watched the meet online. *sigh* I love high speed. But maybe they have a re-cap or still have the video on the site?
Looks like it’s just a live thing right now. You were able to watch Summer Nats on-demand on the USAS website after the meet concluded. Not sure if they’re going to do that again. I mean, we are dealing with Wasserman Media Group…
I’m already in a bad mood, so Wasserman can kiss my ass… Honestly. I surely do hope they have it available, if not, I shall write a strongly worded letter!
AND YOU CAN BET IT WILL BE AT LEAST 50% POLITICAL!
Always gotta go there. I love it! Oh, and I have no doubt they’ll have it availble. And by available, I mean, they’re going to sell it on the USAS website and leave out significant portions of the meet.
Oh of course they are. Cause they are jackasses, and jackasses have other jackasses backs…
Swim Aids, y’all feel me on this.
I feel you, E!
haahah i feel you with the universal jackassness
Soooo….pretty obvious to see that Ryan KILLED this weekend! Not only at the meet, but our Heineken fund.
Wow Carrie! I’m surprised you even notice anything obvious these days! *cough*ABpost*cough*
EDIT: So, after reflecting on this comment, I wish I didn’t post that lame smiley face. Can we get more aggressive smiley faces? Or is that more work for Suz?