Aug 14 2008

Lochte Beijing Heineken Tally

Posted August 14, 2008 at 11:07 pm by Suz in Olympics, The Lochtenator

Thought we forgot about this, didn’t ya?

Well the Lochtenator has been part of 2 World Record performances whilst over in Beijing. Individually, he rocked it in the 200 back tonight and earlier in the week, as the 2nd leg of the WR-setting men’s 800 Free Relay.

For his efforts, he’s earned himself 5 more cases and a 6-pack of Heineken from us today. That brings his grand total to 9 cases and two 6-packs, which we’ll convert into one 12er. Do we have a total for what we owe him? Nope. Let’s just leave it at “a lot”. I almost wish I hadn’t made that bet with him back in 2005. Who knew he was gonna blow up like this? I’m thinking he did and that was part of his plan alllll along. I’m onto you, Lochtenator! Congrats and call us when you want to redeem any of those cases.

And seriously….WHERE IS THE GRILL?!?! I’m going to be quite upset if I find out someone took (hid?) it from him or told him couldn’t wear it! It’s too classic and deliciously Lochte!

Heineken case #1 of 2 for Lochte from 200 Back WR Heineken case #2 of 2 for Lochte from 200 Back WR Heineken case #1 of 3 for Lochte for beating Aaron Heineken case #2 of 3 for Lochte for beating Aaron Heineken case #3 of 3 for Lochte for beating Aaron Heineken case for Lochte for 200 Back gold medal Heineken 6-pack for Lochte for 200 IM bronze medal

Previous days’ earnings:
Heineken case #1 of 2 for Lochte 800 FR WR Heineken case #2 of 2 for Lochte 800 FR WR Heineken case for Lochte for 800 FR Gold Medal Heineken 6-pack for Lochte for 400 IM bronze medal

I was watching gymnastics, but with the way the judges are hosing the Americans with the scoring, I’ve decided I can’t watch that bullshit anymore.

Shout out to Rebecca Soni for doing the damn thing in the 200 Breast! Holla!

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    • 4 Responses to “Lochte Beijing Heineken Tally”

    1. # Erikaon Aug 14, 2008 at 11:28 pm

      I was about to text you about this!! Were so insync!

    2. # Carrieon Aug 14, 2008 at 11:48 pm

      So basically he has an unlimited supply from us. Yeah, you may be on to something there Suz! Haha! Seriously, I even knew the results and I was still screaming and clapping. Jeez.

    3. # KiWion Aug 15, 2008 at 12:01 am

      lochtenator doing his damn thing. amazing!! im about to watch it “live” soon. they reallly need to freakin talk down the live tag. it just makes me more angry.

      back to lochte! amazingggg! woo hooo!! soo mannny heineken cases and that shirt is still waitin for him too!

    4. # Suzon Aug 15, 2008 at 1:47 am

      Did you already mail it to him? I forgot about that! He’ll love coming home to that!

      I’m still pissed that seller with the Heineken light-up sign ripped me off. Ryan would have been all over that haha

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