Aug 11 2008
Give It A Rest, People!
It’s no surprise that there are a ton of fans and curious individuals filtering through the Swim Aids website these days. This site is indexed very well with Google, so even the simplest of search terms pertaining to swimmers will bring visitors here.
The most amusing of the search terms leading to Swim Aids is the oh-so-predictable: “Who is Michael Phelps dating?” query.
When the Olympics roll around, the “once every 4 years fangirls” come out of the woodwork as well as new bandwagoners. They all begin obsessing over all things Phelpsi. First and foremost they want to know if he’s single. He’s not. Sorry, chicas. However, why not try to stick around and be a fan for the 4 years in between the Olympics? That’s what happened with us. We’ve been sucked in since Athens. It’s really gratifying and then you too can be in the know. 
We’ve never been set out to be all up his business because frankly we don’t care. That, and it’s no one’s business. His personal life is just that, personal. Do we know things? You bet. But we’re not those type of fans and never will be.
So, where do all the dating searches go? Here. LOLZ. Way to go, kiwi.
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“Wait, so he’s not single? I don’t understand. Why isn’t he with me? He’s with me in my dreams, therefore, it’s real!!!!”
That was my impression of a fangirl
Oh and then there’s THESE fangirls
“lyk omg, he is so awsum! I luv his abs! Dey make me CR8ZY!!!”
BTW, be forewarned if I catch ANYONE typing like that ^ I WILL screen-cap your comment, and then correct it with BRIGHT RED ink and post it for everyone to see, because you deserve to be made fun of.
Honestly, I think we’re such bitches that we’ve already scared the fangirls away from posting here, lol
They need to stay on the message boards, for real! I figure after a year, they should be cooled down….hopefully. Haha!
Haha, Erika! I kinda want it to happen, just so I can see (and laugh) at you correcting them! LOL!
lol. I forgot about that post! soo funny! the fangirls have really come out of the woodwork with ontd being flooded with his pictures and all the girls leaving ridiculous and funny comments. haha
I don’t like when people post about swimmers on ONTD. In general I don’t like when people who don’t know what they’re talking about start commenting on the sport, lol.
LOL I totally agree. The once every four years fangirls can get really annoying. By the way, what is ONTD?
oh no they didn’t message/gossip board.
DJ! Hi! Long time!!
Hey Suz! Sorry I just saw your comment today! Hope you’ve enjoyed watching the Olympics this year!