Apr 27 2007
The Keller Family Flip Flop
A few short months ago, Kalyn Keller left USC and Dave Salo to train with her older bro at Club Wolverine. Now, Big Daddy Keller has decided to go back to USC himself and train under Salo.
This move saddens the Swim Aids. We grew very accustomed to seeing our dear Kletus rocking that ugly CW cap on a regular basis. It brings back fond memories. We cherished the opportunity to see Klete-esque activities like playing with his fat rolls and applying excessive amounts of sunscreen. Does anyone remember the man-UGGs from World Cup last year, or him almost missing his race at the last ever US Open? We do!
The Detroit Free Press indicated that Klete probably needed a change in addition to wanting to finish his degree. And if this move will rejuvenate him and super-charge his swimming efforts, then by all means, have a safe trip, Klete! Don’t forget to write!
So, is there a 1 sibling per club rule going on? Maybe that’s the REAL reason CDJ retired? And if that’s the case, can someone please pass this memo along to the Vanderkaay’s? They are 1 over quota at present time.
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im gonna cry. im a little bit emotional right now but nooooooooooo =( kletus. well i suppose he is closer to me now so i should be happy but im not. big daddy keller..whyyy?
I’m really sad that he’s going. I was looking forward to him at the Grand Prix…I hope he’ll still go. *aaron face* I think I just need a moment…
kleeeeetteeee.
Whaaaaaaaat!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I guess it could be worse tho… I mean, he could *gasp* dare I say it, RETIRE!
omg omg omg I CAN’T believe I said that, I take it back…I TAKE IT BACK!!! Tan Klete is better than pale Klete…
Right?
I’m sad he’s leaving CW. But i guess he needed a change of pace. This is the time to do it before 08. Also, I hear he’s going to USC.